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Rip the pack.
Your GitHub profile, pulled fresh and turned into a player card rated out of 99 — plus eight more readings you'll want to screenshot.
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Reads public GitHub data in your browser. Nothing is stored or uploaded.
About This Tool
GitHub Dev Card turns any public GitHub profile into a set of shareable, screenshot-ready readings — starting with a FIFA-style player card rated out of 99. Type a username, rip open the card pack, and the tool reads the public profile, repositories, and the last ~90 days of public activity through the GitHub REST API, entirely in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, stored, or logged — close the tab and it's gone.
How the rating works. The card maps six football attributes onto real developer signals: Pace is how often you ship (public events per week), Shooting is the stars your repositories have earned, Passing is pull-request activity and follower reach, Dribbling is language range across repos, Defense is how many of your repositories you still maintain, and Physical is years on GitHub plus consistency. The overall rating blends all six on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable — even the legends top out in the mid-nineties. Card tiers (bronze, silver, gold, and the holographic tier at 87+) follow the overall score.
Eight more readings from the same data. Because everything derives from three lightweight API reads, one scout unlocks the whole set: a stat-based roast with zero AI involved (every line is triggered by something real in the profile), a developer archetype (Night Owl, Weekend Warrior, Serial Starter…), an hour-by-weekday commit clock, a language-DNA strand, a head-to-head battle against any other username, a transfer-market valuation with a breaking-news card, a haiku assembled from actual commit messages, and a trophy cabinet of your most-starred work. Each panel exports as a PNG sized for social posts.
About rate limits. The tool uses GitHub's free unauthenticated API, which allows 60 requests per hour per network. One scout costs three requests, so you can rate roughly twenty cards an hour — results are cached in your browser for repeat views. If the limit runs out, the tool tells you exactly when it resets.
Pair it with the Code Screenshot Generator for sharing the code behind the card, the JSON to Profile Card tool for custom cards from your own data, or the Markdown Table to Image tool when a stats table tells the story better.
How It Compares
gitfut.com popularized the GitHub-stats-as-FIFA-card idea and does one thing beautifully — but it produces exactly one artifact per username. GitHub Wrapped-style year recaps only run once a year and most require signing in with your GitHub account. Profile README stat cards (github-readme-stats and friends) are static SVG badges designed to live in a README, not shareable social artifacts. FindUtils GitHub Dev Card generates nine different readings from a single username — card, roast, archetype, commit clock, language DNA, battle, market value, commit poetry, and trophies — with no login, no account access, and everything computed in your browser from public data. Every panel downloads as a PNG.